Scenesters are lame. They hate all bands that have "sold out" because more than 5 people have heard of them. They try to act disaffected by absolultely everything and everyone, while deep down they suffer an intense fear of being judged as negatively as they judge other people. And they're not creative. Scenesters dress in a mish-mash of fashions stolen from various periods throughout history. Every single piece of their attire is a derivative from a former fasion era. And if that wasn't enough, I've recently made the discovery that their disaffected attitude and absolute refusal to look at the camera while having their picture taken is a rip-off as well. From saints in the 14th century.
Don't believe me? I have proof:
See? The same.
All scenester images taken from the website of that hallowed scenester mecca, Club Bang.
By the way, have you guys heard the new album from Petulant Oyster Halo? It's, like, so totally great.